05 Dec Amsterdam: PG-16 (Day 3, Pt-2)

After the Zaanse Schans tour, we had alot of time in the afternoon. We visited the sex museum which was on our itinerary as an optional stop. Since we accidentally walk past, we might as well and believe it or not, it’s a first for me or maybe us? I thought maybe there won’t be much things to see like the museum of prostitutes but damn, it was a lot more than expected. And I really thought the Chinese glass figurines or paintings were quite nice & exquisite haha. Sorry I don’t have interesting facts for you haha. It is what you see and if you must, google the birds & the bees story or something.

Warning: The content below are rated PG-16 and NSFW (not suitable/safe for work). If you’re at work, don’t even try to scroll to take a peek at the first picture because you will kena from your boss.

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KENA | via talkingcock.com
Malay term which denotes that something has happened. Closest English approximation is “to get”.
1. “He kena scolded by the teacher.” (He was scolded by the teacher.)
2. “He kena whack by Ah Beng.” (He got hit by Ah Beng.)
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showtime!

The Asians

The Westerns

The 2 wheels parking space. Initially, we were contemplating on renting the bikes and ride around the city but the bikers were so fast and skillful, we gave up the idea. We haven’t rode bicycles since our teenage days, so it would have taken some time to warm up. It would be stressful for us because we will definitely be a hindrance to their flow haha.

The oldest parish church (800 years old), also the oldest building in Amsterdam, Oude Kerk is really small too. But the most interesting thing for me is probably the great organ which is still functioning. The instrument produced a very rich tone and it sounded quite grand with the music bouncing off the interiors. Like surround sound system siol.

http://youtu.be/lMlw1YS0LoU

There was a dance performance by 2 ladies. The dance was so abstract I don’t even know what kind of genre to put a name to it. And on the other side, there was a photography exhibition. The Pride Photo Award 2014, an annual international photography contest concerning sexual & gender diversity, the LGBT community. If there wasn’t the exhibition going on, I’m not sure if 7.50euros is worth the visit to be honest.

The temporary roadside pancakes were really nice. He was really generous with the Nutella sauce it scares us a little but we still wack. Wy even visited the supermarket and had the thought of buying a huge bottle back haha… asians. But seriously, a huge bottle of nutella is like super cheap.